This is so amazingly cool, I am so excited about it! It’s called Scratch, and it comes from MIT! You can have your munchkins working on a program out of MIT – totally awesome! Well, yes, the fact that it is from MIT is really super-cool, but, the really amazing part about it is that children can write their own computer programs without learning a bunch of very complicated computer languages! I read about it in the back of one of my mom’s magazines, I think it was Discover or something similar. And I just couldn’t wait to get home and try it out! I am looking at the website right now, but, I haven’t signed up yet. But I just couldn’t wait to tell you about it! So everyone go get signed up, and we can meet back here later and share our experiences! Okay?
NOW GO READ A BOOK (or an MIT webpage!) 
Very cool, going to check it out more, thx!
Yeah, it sounds fun, doesn’t it??